I keep hearing black women yap about how they can’t find a good man and all.. but at what age are you all crying for a good man!!! I have developed a thing called.. PUSSY SHELF LIFE pussy has a shelf life of a 11 good years den it done and yu cyaan give it whe. Before you lonely spinsters start cuss mi hear mi out..



FROM ages 17-23.. yu can fuck any man yu want but yu all only fuck the flashy nigga wid nice clothes and the bad reps..


When yu turn 24-26 yu start fuck wid man yu think might waan settle down and have 2 kids but the ting is any man that would date you in that age group is a man who just start get him life together and naaw look fi settle down. Him a look fi FUCK NUFF pussy and drive fast car.


When yu reach 27-up you clock de tick yu de look fi breed and at that point you’ll tek any thing whe yu get or face the fact say a yu oen haffi go tuff it out.. you then say to your self Damm mi waste so many years a fuck idiots and now mi cyaan get one decent man. Yu waaaan know why?




Cause when your pussy was fresh you made bad choices wid it the good guys were never in your thinking you wanted the nigga wid no future while the future CEO’s were sitting in the front of the class a do dem work.. But by the time yu start get smart yu pussy ware out and the future CEO's no want yu.. dem a try reap whe dem neva get when they were doing dem work inna college.




Lesson learned mek wise choices wid yu pussy the SHELF LIFE NO LONG!!!!